Smell Insults

There are 7 smell insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    I fart to make you smell better.
    458
  • 2
    Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

    One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
    387
  • 3
    Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
    208
  • 4
    I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
    92
  • 5
    Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.
    74
  • 6
    Insult: You smell.
    Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!
    70
  • 7
    Yo momma smells so horrible, North Korea want her as a chemical weapon.
    59