Smell Insults

I fart to make you smell better.

What's the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.

Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.

Insult: You smell. Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!

Yo momma smells so horrible, North Korea want her as a chemical weapon.