Smell Insults

There are 7 smell insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    I fart to make you smell better.
    436
  • 2
    Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

    One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
    363
  • 3
    Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
    193
  • 4
    I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
    75
  • 5
    Insult: You smell.
    Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!
    61
  • 6
    Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.
    57
  • 7
    Yo momma smells so horrible, North Korea want her as a chemical weapon.
    51