Random Smell Insults

What's the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.

Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.

Yo momma smells so horrible, North Korea want her as a chemical weapon.

I fart to make you smell better.

Insult: You smell. Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?