- I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.74
- Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.57
- Insult: You smell.
Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!50
- Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.353
- Yo momma smells so horrible, North Korea want her as a chemical weapon.48
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?187
- I fart to make you smell better.432