Smartass Insults
There are 9 smartass insults and comebacks.
- 1Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.808
- 2I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
My name wasn't in the results.745 - 3Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.
Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am.
Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.524 - 4You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.243
- 5Stop trying to be a smartass. You're just an ass.173
- 6Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.122
- 7The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.87
- 8I’ll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?73
- 9If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.21