Smartass Insults

There are 9 smartass insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
    788
  • 2
    I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
    My name wasn't in the results.
    718
  • 3
    Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.
    Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am.
    Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.
    521
  • 4
    You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
    241
  • 5
    Stop trying to be a smartass. You're just an ass.
    167
  • 6
    Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
    108
  • 7
    The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.
    77
  • 8
    I’ll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?
    73
  • 9
    If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.
    16