- 1Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.788
- 2I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
My name wasn't in the results.718
- 3Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.
Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am.
Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.521
- 4You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.241
- 5Stop trying to be a smartass. You're just an ass.167
- 6Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.108
- 7The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.77
- 8I’ll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?73
- 9If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.16