Smartass Insults

There are 9 smartass insults and comebacks.

  • I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
    My name wasn't in the results.
    677
  • Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
    100
  • The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.
    63
  • Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
    753
  • Stop trying to be a smartass. You're just an ass.
    159
  • If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.
    16
  • I’ll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?
    74
  • Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.
    Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am.
    Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.
    510
  • You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
    238