Smartass Insults
There are 9 smartass insults and comebacks.
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I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
My name wasn't in the results.713 -
Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.108
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The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.74
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Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.782
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Stop trying to be a smartass. You're just an ass.166
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If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.16
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I’ll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?73
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Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.
Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am.
Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.520 -
You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.241