Random Smartass Insults

The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.

Stop trying to be a smartass. You're just an ass.

I'll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?

Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.

You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down. Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am. Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.

I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?" My name wasn't in the results.

If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.

Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.