- I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
My name wasn't in the results.718
- You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.241
- If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.16
- I’ll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?73
- Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.788
- The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.77
- Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.
Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am.
Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.521
- Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.108
- Stop trying to be a smartass. You're just an ass.167