Slut Insults

There are 73 slut insults and comebacks.

  • If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
    136
  • Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.
    471
  • What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
    143
  • Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
    239
  • If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
    148
  • KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
    211
  • That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
    195
  • Yo momma's like a DVD. I can play her over and over and over!
    -20
  • I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober.
    -70
  • Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.
    246
  • Insult: You're gay.
    Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.
    450
  • Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
    178
  • You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
    199
  • No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    343
  • Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
    448
  • She spread a rumor about me?
    Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.
    467
  • Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
    1.1K
  • Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.
    -193
  • Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
    Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
    Was he skinny, was he tall,
    Nevermind you did them all.
    1.4K
  • Yo momma's like a coke machine, a dollar a pop.
    -60