Random Slut Insults

Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.

Insult: You suck. Comeback: Not for free.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.

You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.

Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.

Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.

I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.

KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.

I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....

Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.

Insult: You have no dick. Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.

I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.

That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.

Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)

Twinkle twinkle little slut, You like dick inside your butt.

What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.

You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".