Slut Insults

There are 73 slut insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.
    -192
  • Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.
    96
  • She spread a rumor about me?
    Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.
    472
  • Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
    565
  • I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober.
    -87
  • Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
    Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
    Was he skinny, was he tall,
    Nevermind you did them all.
    1.6K
  • Insult: You suck.
    Comeback: Not for free.
    129
  • Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
    795
  • Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
    1.3K
  • No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    367
  • Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.
    246
  • Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
    276
  • Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.
    364
  • Can I call you whora the explora?
    211
  • Yo momma's like a coke machine, a dollar a pop.
    -57
  • I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.
    139
  • Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.
    48
  • "I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.
    108
  • Yo momma's just like a bookbag, she gets something stuck in her everyday.
    41
  • Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.
    123