Slut Insults

There are 73 slut insults and comebacks.

  • Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.
    210
  • Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
    216
  • No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    290
  • Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
    427
  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
    -152
  • I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
    241
  • I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
    802
  • I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
    236
  • I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    222
  • That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
    309
  • Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.
    448
  • You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
    112
  • Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
    707
  • Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
    210
  • Twinkle twinkle little slut,
    You like dick inside your butt.
    641
  • Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
    Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
    Was he skinny, was he tall,
    Nevermind you did them all.
    1.2K
  • What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
    247
  • I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
    343
  • Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.
    -185
  • You're not popular, your vagina is.
    231