Slut Insults

1 year ago
Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
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1 year ago
No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
194
2 years ago
Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
329
2 years ago
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
-108
2 years ago
I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
192
2 years ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
620
2 years ago
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
169
2 years ago
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
175
2 years ago
That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
252
2 years ago
Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.
345
2 years ago
You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
69
2 years ago
Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
538
2 years ago
Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
168
2 years ago
Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.
407
2 years ago
Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.
628
2 years ago
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
191
2 years ago
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
259
3 years ago
Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.
-167
3 years ago
You're not popular, your vagina is.
166
3 years ago
Can I call you whora the explora?
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