Slut Insults

Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.

Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.

No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.

Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".

I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....

I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.

I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.

That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".

Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.

You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".

Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.

Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!

Twinkle twinkle little slut, You like dick inside your butt.

Twinkle Twinkle little slut, Name a guy you haven't f*cked, Was he skinny, was he tall, Nevermind you did them all.

What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.

I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.

Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.

You're not popular, your vagina is.