Slut Insults

Can I call you whora the explora?

Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.

What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.

What have you ever done? Besides everyone.

Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.

Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!

If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.

Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.

You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.

Insult: You suck. Comeback: Not for free.

I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.

If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.

Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.

Insult: You're gay. Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.

Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.

Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.

Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.