Slut Insults

There are 73 slut insults and comebacks.

  • She spread a rumor about me?
    Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.
    467
  • Insult: You have no dick.
    Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.
    229
  • You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
    561
  • Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
    82
  • You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.
    149
  • Insult: You suck.
    Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.
    88
  • You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
    199
  • I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.
    138
  • Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.
    -130
  • I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.
    154
  • Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
    178
  • That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
    195
  • I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober.
    -70
  • Yo momma's like a coke machine, a dollar a pop.
    -60
  • Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.
    79
  • Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
    239
  • Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.
    119
  • Insult: You're gay.
    Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.
    450
  • Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.
    112
  • If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
    148