Slut Insults

Yo momma's like a coke machine, a dollar a pop.

I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober.

That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.

Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.

I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.

You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!

Insult: You suck. Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.

You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.

Insult: You have no dick. Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.

She spread a rumor about me? Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.

Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.

You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.

Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!

If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.

Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.