Slut Insults

There are 73 slut insults and comebacks.

  • She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
    55
  • I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.
    191
  • Insult: You suck.
    Comeback: Not for free.
    129
  • You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
    311
  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
    314
  • Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
    272
  • If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
    162
  • Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!
    -13
  • Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.
    246
  • What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
    138
  • What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
    143
  • Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
    1.3K
  • Can I call you whora the explora?
    206
  • You're not popular, your vagina is.
    258
  • Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.
    -194
  • I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
    386
  • What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
    290
  • Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
    Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
    Was he skinny, was he tall,
    Nevermind you did them all.
    1.4K
  • Twinkle twinkle little slut,
    You like dick inside your butt.
    752
  • Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
    244