Slut Insults

Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.

Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?

I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.

Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.

Yo momma's just like a bookbag, she gets something stuck in her everyday.

"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.

Yo momma's like a DVD. I can play her over and over and over!

Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.

Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.

KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.

Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)

They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.