Slut Insults

Twinkle Twinkle little slut, Name a guy you haven't f*cked, Was he skinny, was he tall, Nevermind you did them all.

Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.

Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.

I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.

Twinkle twinkle little slut, You like dick inside your butt.

Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)

Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.

They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.

You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.

Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.

Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.

Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.

She spread a rumor about me? Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.

Insult: You're gay. Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.

Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.

Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.

No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.

I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.

That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".

I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.