Slut Insults

There are 73 slut insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
    Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
    Was he skinny, was he tall,
    Nevermind you did them all.
    1.4K
  • 2
    Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
    1.2K
  • 3
    Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
    1.1K
  • 4
    I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
    860
  • 5
    Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)
    831
  • 6
    Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
    772
  • 7
    Twinkle twinkle little slut,
    You like dick inside your butt.
    737
  • 8
    They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
    624
  • 9
    You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
    561
  • 10
    Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
    544
  • 11
    Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
    490
  • 12
    Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.
    471
  • 13
    She spread a rumor about me?
    Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.
    467
  • 14
    Insult: You're gay.
    Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.
    450
  • 15
    Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
    448
  • 16
    I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
    383
  • 17
    That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
    356
  • 18
    No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    343
  • 19
    Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.
    333
  • 20
    You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
    308