Slut Insults

You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.

I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....

What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.

Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.

I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.

I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.

You're not popular, your vagina is.

Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.

Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!

Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.

I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.

Insult: You have no dick. Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.

KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.

Can I call you whora the explora?

That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.

You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!

I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.

Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.