Slut Insults

If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.

What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.

You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.

I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.

Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?

What have you ever done? Besides everyone.

If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.

I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.

Insult: You suck. Comeback: Not for free.

You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.

Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.

"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.

Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.

Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.

Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.

Insult: You suck. Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.