Slut Insults

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.

Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.

Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!

Yo momma's just like a bookbag, she gets something stuck in her everyday.

Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!

Yo momma's like a DVD. I can play her over and over and over!

Yo momma's like a coke machine, a dollar a pop.

I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober.

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.

Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".

Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.