Random Slag Insults

Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.

I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.

She spread a rumor about me? Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.

Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.

You're not popular, your vagina is.

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.

Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.

You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.

Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.

Can I call you whora the explora?

You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.

Twinkle twinkle little slut, You like dick inside your butt.

If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.

I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.

Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?