Slag Insults

There are 48 slag insults and comebacks.

  • No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    291
  • Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
    428
  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
    -154
  • I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
    802
  • I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
    236
  • I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    222
  • That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
    309
  • Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.
    447
  • Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
    709
  • Twinkle twinkle little slut,
    You like dick inside your butt.
    642
  • Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
    Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
    Was he skinny, was he tall,
    Nevermind you did them all.
    1.2K
  • What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
    247
  • I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
    345
  • You're not popular, your vagina is.
    231
  • Can I call you whora the explora?
    179
  • What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
    130
  • What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
    108
  • Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.
    225
  • If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
    133
  • Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
    225