Slag Insults

I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.

You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.

I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.

Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.

Insult: You're gay. Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.

Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.

Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.

Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.

That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.

I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.

You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.

Insult: You have no dick. Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.

She spread a rumor about me? Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.

Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.