Slag Insults

Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!

If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.

Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.

Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.

Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?

Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.

They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.