Slag Insults

Twinkle Twinkle little slut, Name a guy you haven't f*cked, Was he skinny, was he tall, Nevermind you did them all.

I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.

Twinkle twinkle little slut, You like dick inside your butt.

Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.

They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.

You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.

Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.

Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.

Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.

She spread a rumor about me? Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.

Insult: You're gay. Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.

Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.

No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.

I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.

That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".

I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.

You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.

What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.

I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.