Slag Insults

There are 48 slag insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
    Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
    Was he skinny, was he tall,
    Nevermind you did them all.
    1.4K
  • 2
    I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
    856
  • 3
    Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
    763
  • 4
    Twinkle twinkle little slut,
    You like dick inside your butt.
    717
  • 5
    They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
    623
  • 6
    You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
    555
  • 7
    Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
    540
  • 8
    Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
    482
  • 9
    She spread a rumor about me?
    Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.
    467
  • 10
    Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.
    466
  • 11
    Insult: You're gay.
    Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.
    448
  • 12
    Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
    447
  • 13
    I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
    380
  • 14
    That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
    353
  • 15
    No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    337
  • 16
    You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
    305
  • 17
    I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
    301
  • 18
    What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
    277
  • 19
    I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
    267
  • 20
    Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
    262