Slag Insults

You're not popular, your vagina is.

Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.

Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.

I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.

Insult: You have no dick. Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.

Can I call you whora the explora?

That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.

You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!

I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.

What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?

What have you ever done? Besides everyone.

If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.

I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.

Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.