Slag Insults

Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.

Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.

Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.

Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!

Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".