Skinny Insults
There are 20 skinny insults and comebacks.
- 1You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.800
- 2You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.520
- 3You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!425
- 4You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops373
- 5You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.325
- 6I've seen more meat on a chicken than you321
- 7You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.244
- 8You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.224
- 9You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.223
- 10You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.211
- 11You're so skinny, your nipples touch.149
- 12You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.79
- 13You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!75
- 14You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.-34
- 15You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.-47
- 16You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.-77
- 17The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.-79
- 18You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.-112
- 19I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.-160
- 20You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.-333