Skinny Insults

There are 20 skinny insults and comebacks.

  • You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
    217
  • You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.
    -25
  • You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
    -7
  • You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.
    -118
  • The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.
    -20
  • You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
    79
  • You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.
    -95
  • I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.
    -72
  • You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
    -61
  • You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
    247
  • I've seen more meat on a chicken than you
    176
  • You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
    230
  • You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.
    608
  • You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.
    251
  • You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.
    -28
  • You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.
    145
  • You're so skinny, your nipples touch.
    103
  • You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.
    145
  • You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
    150
  • You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!
    52