Random Skinny Insults

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.