Shit Insults

No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.

Do you mean to mumble or is your mouth just naturally full of shit?

I'd slap you, but shit stains.

You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.

Insult: You're a piece of shit. Comeback: And you're the paper that wipes it.

You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.

Is your ass jelous of how much shit comes out of your mouth?

You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.

If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.

You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!

I can't understand you with all the shit coming out of your mouth.

I'm being treated like shit, so I must be dealing with an asshole

You're so full of shit your breath stinks!

I'd slap you but shit splatters.

If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

You're like a showbag; full of shit.

When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.