Shit Insults

There are 19 shit insults and comebacks.

  • No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
    527
  • You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.
    302
  • Do you mean to mumble or is your mouth just naturally full of shit?
    395
  • I can't understand you with all the shit coming out of your mouth.
    236
  • I'm being treated like shit, so I must be dealing with an asshole
    172
  • If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.
    115
  • You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!
    228
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.
    76
  • Insult: You're a piece of shit.
    Comeback: And you're the paper that wipes it.
    358
  • I'd slap you but shit splatters.
    164
  • Is your ass jelous of how much shit comes out of your mouth?
    291
  • You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.
    250
  • When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.
    24
  • If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
    244
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
    79
  • You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.
    367
  • You're like a showbag; full of shit.
    35
  • I'd slap you, but shit stains.
    355
  • You're so full of shit your breath stinks!
    171