Random Shit Insults

Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

I'd slap you but shit splatters.

Do you mean to mumble or is your mouth just naturally full of shit?

I'd slap you, but shit stains.

You're so full of shit your breath stinks!

You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.

You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.

No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.

When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.

You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.

You're like a showbag; full of shit.

I can't understand you with all the shit coming out of your mouth.

You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.

Insult: You're a piece of shit. Comeback: And you're the paper that wipes it.

If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.

I'm being treated like shit, so I must be dealing with an asshole

If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.

Is your ass jelous of how much shit comes out of your mouth?