Sex Insults

I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.

The best part of you ran down your fathers left leg.

Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.

Guy 1: Why are you so fat? Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.

Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.