Sex Insults

Insult: You're a fail. Comeback: So was your dad's condom.

Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.

They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.

Sorry, can't put small objects in my mouth or I'll choke

You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.

Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.

Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? Bricks can get laid.

She spread a rumor about me? Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.

Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!

The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.

You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.

Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.

You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?

I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.

Insult: You have no dick. Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.

You're one load your mum should have swallowed!

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.