Sex Insults

There are 67 sex insults and comebacks.

  • Have you ever woken up from a sex dream and still felt horny? Cool, that's pretty much how your girlfriend feels after real sex.
    41
  • Insult: Are you 5?
    Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
    130
  • Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.
    448
  • Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
    230
  • Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
    -51
  • What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
    130
  • Your sex life is like the rainbow; crazy people search for it, midgets have gone through it, and every gayman in America supports it.
    64
  • You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.
    85
  • You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
    65
  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
    273
  • Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.
    180
  • She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
    48
  • You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
    166
  • I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
    91
  • Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.
    91
  • Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.
    109
  • You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
    67
  • The best part of you ran down your fathers left leg.
    -58
  • That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
    182
  • Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
    171