Sex Insults

I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.

Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.

Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?

You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!

I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.

Insult: You suck. Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.

Insult: FUCK YOU! Comeback: No thanks, I don't want herpes.

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.

I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.

You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.

300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!

You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.

Insult: You have no dick. Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.

She spread a rumor about me? Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.

Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!

Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.

Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.