Sex Insults

Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!

Insult: This is boring! Comeback: So was your Mom last night.

Guy 1: Why are you so fat? Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.

If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.

Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?

I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? Bricks can get laid.

"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.

You're one load your mum should have swallowed!

The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.

Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.

Insult: You're a PUSSY! Comeback: Well, you are what you eat.

Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.

Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.

I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.

You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.

Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.

They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.

Insult: You're a fail. Comeback: So was your dad's condom.