Sex Insults

Insult: This is boring! Comeback: So was your Mom last night.

Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Insult: You're a PUSSY! Comeback: Well, you are what you eat.

Insult: FUCK YOU! Comeback: No thanks, I don't want herpes.

Insult: Are you 5? Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom

What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.

I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.

I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?

If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.

I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.

I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.

Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.

You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.

"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.

You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.