Sex Insults

Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.

Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.

Have you ever woken up from a sex dream and still felt horny? Cool, that's pretty much how your girlfriend feels after real sex.

300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!

Insult: You suck. Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.

You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.

Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.

Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?

Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.

Your sex life is like the rainbow; crazy people search for it, midgets have gone through it, and every gayman in America supports it.

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.

My other ride is your mom.

Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!

Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.

Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!

I'm sorry, how small did you say your chode was again?

Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.

You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!

Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.