Random Sex Insults

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? Bricks can get laid.

Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?

I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.

You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

She spread a rumor about me? Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.

Have you ever woken up from a sex dream and still felt horny? Cool, that's pretty much how your girlfriend feels after real sex.

They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.

I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.

Insult: FUCK YOU! Comeback: No thanks, I don't want herpes.

Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.

I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

I'm sorry, how small did you say your chode was again?

Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.

"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.