Sex Insults
There are 67 sex insults and comebacks.
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Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.-140
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That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.200
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What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.149
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Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.95
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Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.213
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Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?86
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Your sex life is like the rainbow; crazy people search for it, midgets have gone through it, and every gayman in America supports it.70
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They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.627
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Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.181
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Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!60
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Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.122
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Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.345
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I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.285
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Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.197
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You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.111
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You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?280
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You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.79
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You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.153
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Guy 1: Why are you so fat?
Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.-78 -
You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.365