Sex Insults

There are 67 sex insults and comebacks.

  • Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.
    -140
  • That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
    200
  • What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
    149
  • Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.
    95
  • Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
    213
  • Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?
    86
  • Your sex life is like the rainbow; crazy people search for it, midgets have gone through it, and every gayman in America supports it.
    70
  • They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
    627
  • Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
    181
  • Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
    60
  • Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.
    122
  • Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
    345
  • I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.
    285
  • Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.
    197
  • You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.
    111
  • You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
    280
  • You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
    79
  • You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.
    153
  • Guy 1: Why are you so fat?
    Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.
    -78
  • You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.
    365