Sex Insults

Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.

Sorry, can't put small objects in my mouth or I'll choke

I'm sorry, how small did you say your chode was again?

Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!

My other ride is your mom.

Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.