Rude Insults

I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".

Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.

Go suck yourself off, no-one else will.

You should have been a blowjob.

If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!