Petite Insults

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.