Random Petite Insults

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.