Petite Insults

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!