Petite Insults

There are 10 petite insults and comebacks.

  • You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
    268
  • You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.
    137
  • You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.
    661
  • You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.
    274
  • You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.
    -30
  • You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.
    171
  • You're so skinny, your nipples touch.
    117
  • You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.
    167
  • You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
    175
  • You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!
    66