Petite Insults
There are 10 petite insults and comebacks.
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You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops366
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You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.166
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You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.795
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You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.318
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You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.-34
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You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.240
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You're so skinny, your nipples touch.145
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You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.210
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You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.218
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You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!73