Overweight Insults

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a car in turns into a low-rider!

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.

Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.

Yo momma's so fat, she can't find a clothing STORE that's her size.

Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.

You're so fat, you sweat gravy.

You're so fat, you stock up for hibernation.

You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.

You're so fat, you literally poop logs.

Damn - you need a bell hanging from your neck!

You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.

You're so fat that you sweat mayonnaise!

Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.

Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.

You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.

Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.