Overweight Insults

Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"

Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.

You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.

Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.

Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.

Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.

Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think she's a beached whale!

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.

You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.

Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links

Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.