Old Insults

Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Your so old your farts turn to dust.

You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.

Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired

You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.

You're so old, you waited tables at the last supper.

You're so old, you've seen honey expire!

Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.

Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

You're so old, I bet you're constipated!