Random Old Insults

You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.

Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.

Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

You're so old, I bet you're constipated!

You're so old, you waited tables at the last supper.

Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.

You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.

Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!

Your so old your farts turn to dust.

You're so old, you've seen honey expire!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.