Old Insults

You're so old, you waited tables at the last supper.

You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.

You're so old, you've seen honey expire!

You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.

Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!

Your so old your farts turn to dust.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.

You're so old, I bet you're constipated!

Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired