Old Insults
There are 12 old insults and comebacks.
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You're so old, you waited tables at the last supper.9
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You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.88
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You're so old, you've seen honey expire!-28
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You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.59
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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.-88
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Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.-41
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Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!-83
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Your so old your farts turn to dust.129
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Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.167
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Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.377
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You're so old, I bet you're constipated!-304
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Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired92