Obese Insults

You're so fat, you sweat gravy.

You're so fat, you stock up for hibernation.

You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.

You're so fat, you literally poop logs.

You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.

You're so fat that you sweat mayonnaise!

Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.

Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.