Obese Insults

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!

You're so fat, you could sell shade!

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.