Mouth Insults

There are 11 mouth insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
    939
  • 2
    I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
    836
  • 3
    Is your ass jelous of how much shit comes out of your mouth?
    301
  • 4
    The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
    225
  • 5
    If bullshit could bounce, you'd be in fucking orbit.
    142
  • 6
    You cut me down I must confess but in your mouth my Dick will rest
    55
  • 7
    When God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.
    44
  • 8
    Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.
    39
  • 9
    Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.
    -9
  • 10
    Can you eat a banana sideways? Cause you have a big mouth.
    -19
  • 11
    You've got a set of teeth like a baby piranha.
    -105