Random Mouth Insults

You've got a set of teeth like a baby piranha.

You cut me down I must confess but in your mouth my Dick will rest

Is your ass jelous of how much shit comes out of your mouth?

Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.

Can you eat a banana sideways? Cause you have a big mouth.

If bullshit could bounce, you'd be in fucking orbit.

Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.

I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.

The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.

Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

When God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.